Ok. What's the deal? I was heading to the airport this morning and on the drive, some girl was jogging on my side of the road. No big deal, I thought, but then I noticed she was headed right towards me; turns out she was texting with her head down. She almost ran into me! I had to swerve towards the other side just to keep her alive.
Ok, America; give me the scoop. Are you telling me we're better off this way? Shoot, I'm thinking this Amazon Kindle
and laptop are all I need. (Neither are useful while I'm driving or walking.) I mean, c'mon! Social media is great, but this is definately going too far. Ok. Ok. I sporadically wondered how awesome it would be to record the incident with a camera cell phone. So now I've become just as sick! Thanks a lot! (No, you can't make me carry a cell phone -- just call my secretary.)
Oh yeah, before I forgot; I pulled down the site for my online story. It's not working quite right so I'm going to go with another approach. (Someone already tried to plaigerize me!)
